Sergeant Good morning. Are you the new cleaner?
Briggs No. I'm not. I want to join the army.
Sgt. What! You! In the army?
Briggs Yes. I want to be a soldier. This is the Army Careers Office, isn't it?
Sgt. Well... er... yes. Sit down ... sir.
Briggs Thanks. Sgt. Now why do you want to be a soldier? Mr . .. Mr. .. Briggs Briggs . .. Tommy Briggs. Well, I saw the 'ad' on television last night and it looked nice . . . holidays . .. money... girls ... pension .. . travel.
Sgt. I see. Yes, it's a good life in the army . . . it's a man's life.
Briggs Yes .. . will I have to get a haircut?
Sgt. A haircut. Oh yes, you'll have to get a haircut.. . and wear a uniform.
Briggs What about the work? Will I have to work hard?
Sgt. Oh yes. You'll have to work hard ...but all the girls like a man in uniform,
Briggs And what about promotion?
Sgt. Oh yes. There are a lot of opportunities. Perhaps you'll be a general one day.
Briggs O.K. I'd like to join.
Sgt. Yes, sir. Just sign your name here.
Briggs There you are ... Tommy Briggs.
Sgt. Shut up. Stand up. Straight. Now, quick march. Left. . .right.. .left...right